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"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other."
Ann Landers

"The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel."
From "Taxi"

"Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want."
Clive Barnes

"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms."
Alan Coren

"Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some."
Alfred Hitchcock

"There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is a bit of a worry."
Prince Charles

"I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host."
David Letterman.

"MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's."
Doug Ferrari

"Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents on President Bush's National Guard record and now this. CBS says they have learned their lesson: no more trying to expose boobs."
Bill Maher

"Dealing with [Television] network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."
Eric Sevareid

 


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