"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire?
The one nearest the door of course."
"Those who can do, those who can't teach."
"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically
exempt for jury duty."
"England and America are two countries divided
by a common language."
"My reputation grows with every failure."
"When a stupid man is doing something he is
ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."
"Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous
"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can
always depend on the support of Paul."
"I was always unlawful; I broke the law when
I was born because my parents weren't married."
"Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.