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"Parsifal is the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock. After it has been going three hours, you look at your watch and it says 6.20."
David Randolph.

"Wagner has lovely moments but awful quarters of an hour."
Gioacchino Rossini.

"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
Thomas Beecham.

"Pavarotti is not vain, but conscious of being unique."
Peter Ustinov.

"The concert is a polite form of self induced torture."
Henry Miller.

"My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I had the chance."
Denis Leary (...more Denis Leary Quotes).

"Once you're dead you're made for life."
Jimi Hendrix.

"Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad."
Truman Capote.

"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."
Frank Zappa.

"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
Spike Milligan (...more Spike Milligan Quotes).

 


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