"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke,
but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
Oliver Herford.
"Most rock journalism is people who can't write
interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't
read."
Frank Zappa.
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and,
instead of bleeding, he sings."
Ed Gardner.
"I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like
it when you join in."
Mick Miller.
"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan
of theirs."
Kevin Gildea.
"People are wrong when they say opera is not what
it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's
wrong with it."
Noel Coward.
"Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He
gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in
a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone
who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?"
Denis Leary (...more
Denis Leary Quotes).
"Opera in English is, in the main, just about as
sensible as baseball in Italian."
H.L. Mencken.
"I hate music, especially when it's played."
Jimmy Durante.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no
horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong.
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