"All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman
and a pretty girl."
"A good film is when
the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the
babysitter were worth it."
"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall
be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
Groucho Marx (...more
Groucho Marx Quotes).
"Sarah Brightman couldn't act scared on the New
York subway at 4 o'clock in the morning."
"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese
"Julie Andrews has lilacs instead of pubic hairs."
"What I have crossed out I didn't like. What I
haven't crossed out I'm dissatisfied with."
Cecil B. DeMille
"If there's anything unsettling to the stomach,
it's watching actors on television talk about their personal
"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions."