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"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."
Clint Eastwood.

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job."
Samuel Goldwyn.

"Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?"
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.

"In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it."
Rex Reed.

"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper."
Gary Cooper (on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind.").

"Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award."
Billy Wilder.

"How did I get to Hollywood? By train."
John Ford.

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."
Yakov Smirnoff.

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."
Bob Hope.

"Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town."
Steve Martin (at the 2001 Oscars)

 


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