"Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with
an I.Q. of 60."
Gore Vidal.
"Who among us has not gazed at a painting of Jackson
Pollack's and thought: What a piece of crap?"
Rob Long.
"A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage
and thinks of Picasso."
AP Herbert.
"Rembrandt painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000
are still in existence."
Wilhelm Bode.
"Abstract art is the product of the untalented,
sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."
Al Capp.
"Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick,
or is about to be."
Noel Coward.
"Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise
man to be able to sell it."
Samuel Butler.
"Painting is the art of protecting flat surfaces
from the weather and exposing them to the critic."
Ambrose Bierce (...more
Ambrose Bierce Quotes).
"Which painting in the National Gallery would I
save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of
course."
George Bernard Shaw.
"Computers are useless. They can only give you
answers."
Pablo Picasso.
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