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Quote of the Day:
"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory."
Joan Rivers.
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Joke of the Day:
From the Bar Jokes Collection
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, "A beer for me, and one for the giraffe, please." So they proceed to drink.
Then: "...a shot for me and one for the giraffe, too" And they keep drinking all evening. Finally the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar. The guy pays the tab and gets up to leave.
The bartender shouts out, "Hey! You're not going to leave that lying on the floor, are you?"
The guy replies "That's not a lion... it's a giraffe."
Stupid Fact of the Day:
Terry Kath, the former frontman of 70's band Chigago met an untimely end by shooting, and killing himself in a game of Russian Roulette in 1978. His rather unfortunate famous last words were, "Don't worry, it's not loaded."
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