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Happy New Year:
Hi again everyone and welcome back the the Comedy Zone Jokes & Humor eZine in a brand new year. After a great Christmas break, we're back and raring to go with some great new comedy both here in the eZine, and back on the web site. Hope you all have a great new year and I look forward to providing you with plenty more to laugh about this year.

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Ray.

Quote of the Day:
"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you, 'Turn back to Channel One at once.'"
Yakov Smirnoff.

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Joke of the Day:
From the Bar Jokes Collection
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks.
"Same time as before - noon," replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"
The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."
"No! I don't wanna git in, ah wanna git OUT!"

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Silly Fact of the Day:
The site of the bunker in Berlin, the location where it's believed that Hitler committed suicide, is now a car park.

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