A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey,
where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the
casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship,
back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple
of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How
about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff...
church, church, church."
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