We have a big intern public folder at work, where all interns
can post items and discussions, I found this is very
amusing:
Intern 1: Does anyone know where and how we can access
a high quality scanner and maybe even a photo quality 300dpi
printer on campus?
Intern 2: Translation: Does anyone know where I can get
access to the necessary equipment for making a fake ID?
Intern 3: Don't jump to conclusions. He could just as well
want it to scan pornographic images.
Intern 4: Yes! The past few posts have made it perfectly
clear! Intern 1 plans to scan pornographic images onto
false identification cards! This will allow him and his
friends to:
1) Get into bars
2) Improve the quality of their appearance
3) Give bouncers something to look at besides a smug photo
4) Distract bouncers from the scotch tape edges What a
brilliant marketing move! Where can I buy stock in this
venture, Intern 1?
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