The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for
employer or publisher, just send them the following:
Dear [name of the person who signed the rejection letter],
Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter].
After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that
I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me [employment
with your firm/a contract to publish my book].
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving
an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such
a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible
for me to accept all refusals. Despite [name of the co
or agency that sent you this letter]'s outstanding qualifications
and previous experience in rejecting [applicants/manuscripts],
I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs
at this time.
Therefore, I will initiate [employment/publishing] with
your firm immediately following [graduation/job change,
etc. - get creative here]. I look forward to working with
Best of luck in rejecting future [candidates/manuscripts].