The Policeman couldn't believe his eyes as he saw the woman drive past him,
busily knitting. Quickly he pulled along the vehicle, wound down his window
and shouted "Pull over!"
"No" she replied, "they're socks!"
* * *
The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to
the drivers window: "Excuse me sir, but do you know
that you're driving without a rear light?"
The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car
and let out a whimpering groan. The driver seemed so
genuinely distressed that the policeman took a sympathetic
view: "Don't take it so hard, it's not all that
serious an offence..."
"Isn't it" the driver cried, "Where's my
* * *
The policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge
him : "Why are you trying to cross here when there's
a zebra crossing only fifty feet away?"
"Well" replied the jay walker, "I hope
it's having better luck than me."