A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten
years. One day a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet
suit and scuba suit arrives at the island. She comes
up to the chap and she says, "How long has it been
since you had a cigarette?"
"Ten years!" he answers. She reaches over, unzips
the waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out
a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes
a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she asks, "How long has it been since you had
He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips
her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a bottle
of malt whisky and gives it to him. He takes a long swallow
and says, "Wow, that is fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down
the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And
how long has it been since you had some real fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've
got golf clubs in there!"