A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternooon.
Unfortunately the builder wasn't very good at the game
and every time he missed a shot would shout 'Shit, missed'.
The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder,
the priest could hold his tongue no longer. "Don't
swear like that" he told his friend, "or God
will punish you". The builder apologised and the game
continued.
As soon as he missed another shot the builder shouted "Shit,
missed." and continued to do this every time he missed
a shot for the next three holes.
The priest was starting
to get really angry by now and said "I must insist
that you stop swearing this instant, otherwise God will
hear you and punish you!"
Once again, his pleas made no difference as the builder
missed an easy putt on the seventeenth green and shouted
out "Shit, missed". Immediately the heavens parted
and a bolt of lightning flew from the sky, hitting the
priest and killing him stone dead.
Suddenly, a booming voice was heard in the clouds, "Shit,
missed!"
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