A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests
noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining
a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.
"No, Father. Just a little gas," Sister Susan
explained.
A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained
even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister
Susan?" he asked again.
"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas," she replied
again.
A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan
pushing a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over
and looked in the carriage and said, "Cute little
fart."
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