This elderly couple is watching one of those television
preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera,
and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my
healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place
one hand on top of your TV & the other hand on the
part of your body which ails you and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems,
so she places one hand on the television, and her other
hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches
the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his
other hand on his groin.
With a frown his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking
about healing the sick, not raising the dead."
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