When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure,
what would you like to know?"
Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm
sorry, could you come back in a half hour? We're not
done with the virgin yet."
Answer the door with an automatic weapon and say 'Allah
Ask them for their address. When they ask why you want
it, claim that you want to appear on their doorstop univited
so that you can peddle your own beliefs.
Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their
Tell them you already have your own religion. When
they ask what it is, wince a little before confessing, "er,
I'm not sure if it's legal in this country
A chalk outline of a human body on the pavement, and
a few copies of "The Watchtower" scattered
Answer every one of their questions with "What
do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but
you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on
how long it takes for them to leave.
Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the Forty-two
Invite them in to see your fine collection of dinosaur