God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, "You
know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should
go?"
St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, "How
about Jupiter? It's nice and warm there this time of the
year."
God shakes His head before saying, "No. Too much gravity.
You know how that hurts my back."
"Hmmm," St. Peter reflects. "Well, how about
Mercury?"
"No way!" God mutters, "It's way too hot
for me there!"
"I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting
up. "How about going Down to Earth for your vacation?"
Chuckling, God remarks, "Are you kidding? Two thousand
years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice Jewish
girl, and they're STILL talking about it!"
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