The head priest at a certain church was out for the day,
so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The
deacon agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive
me, for I just gave a guy a blow job."
He says, "You have sinned." Then he looks at
the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain
sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out
to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for
a blow job.
The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."
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