During a Papal audience, a business man approached the
Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the
Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give
us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate
10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined.
2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time
with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined.
A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the
Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces
his decision in the good news/bad news format.
The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for
The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!