A catholic priest and a rabbi find them sitting next to
each other on a long journey, and so after some hesitation
start to talk to each other. After discussing the weather
and the cricket, the priest turns to the rabbi and says
that he thought it was rather strange that he was not
allowed to eat pork, and asked him whether he ever had.
The rabbi replied, "Well, when I was a small boy,
I did in fact taste a small piece of bacon."
"What was it like?" asked the priest.
The rabbi replied: "Not nearly as good as sex."
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