There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every
Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to
work without his bike. The other priest asked where his
bike was so the first priest said, "I don't know,
but I think it got stolen!"
The other priest said, "Well what you do is read off
the Ten Commandments, and when you get to "Thou shall
not steal" someone will confess to the crime."
The next time the two saw each other the priest had his
bicycle back. "I see you got your bike back! Did you
do what I said?" the one priest said.
The other said, "Well kind of, when I was reading
the commandments and I got to Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery,
I seemed to remember where I had left it."
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