This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"
He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of
grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."
She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she
live in this house?"
He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting
this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get
rid of my house, I guess she would."
So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she
lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"
and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid
two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long
time, I guess she would."
So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she
lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use
my golf clubs?"
and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."
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