A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote
log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered
on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An
elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting
concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right.
He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from
inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".
The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind
not throwing the peelings out the window...they're choking
my ducks!"
|