On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple
go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom,
all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud
husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you
can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh,
oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are
so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My
picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty
next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads
into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why
do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh,
oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "So
I can get it enlarged."
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