A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The
pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or
12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this
girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms
because I think tonight's "the" night. We're
having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out.
And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that.
Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd
better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his
purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend
and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing
and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying
for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You
never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never
told me that your father is a pharmacist."
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