There were three men talking in the pub. Two of them are
talking about the amount of control they have over their
wives, while the third man remains quiet. After a while
one of the first two turns to the third and says "Well,
what about you, what sort of control do you have over
your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other
night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two blokes where amazed. "What happened
then?" they asked.
"She said 'GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE
A MAN!'."
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