A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father
is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the
birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual
intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about
puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he
thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and
by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck
with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her
father finally asks: "So what did you want to know
about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready
in a couple of secs..."
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