One day, John decided to invite over his mother for dinner
with him and his roommate, Julie. Julie made a great
dinner, but John's mother started to suspect more than
friendship. The next day, Julie told John that the soup
ladle was missing. This is the letter he wrote to his
mother:
Dear Ma,
I'm not saying you did take the soup ladle, but I'm not
saying you didn't. But the fact remains, It's missing.
Love,
John
This was her response...
Dear John,
I'm not saying you did sleep with Julie, But I'm not saying
you didn't. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping
in her own bed, she would have found it by now.
Love,
Mom
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