Joey was a great guy with wonderful qualities except for
unbelievably stinky feet. Sharon was a fabulous gal
with everything going for her except her terrible breath.
Because of these qualities neither dared to date anyone.
When they met, however, they knew they were right for
each other. As the relationship grew neither could reveal
their embarrassing features to each other. When Joey wanted
to kiss her, Sharon would decline. Sharon would want to
take long walks on the beach but Joey would refuse.
Later they decided to get married and in their hotel room
the moment that comes to all newlyweds had arrived. Sharon
decided to reveal her secret and said' "Joey there
is something I must tell you. I..."
and Joey interrupted, "I know, you ate my socks"
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