A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about
the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little
Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused,
his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there
was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven,
and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me
now that grown ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing
left to believe in!"
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