A man came home from work early one day, and found his
wife naked and panting on the bed.
"Honey," she said, thinking quickly, "I
think I'm having a heart attack!"
While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over
his crying four year old, who told him there was a naked
man in the closet. He ran to the closet, opened the door,
and there was his best friend.
"Damn it, Dave" he shouted, "Jill's having
a heart attack and here you are scaring the hell out of
the kids!"
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