HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,
fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize,
bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console,
purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond,
anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive,
sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech,
sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality
for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl,
shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe,
brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize,
detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade,
spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug,
locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse,
resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain,
calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver,
tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize,
murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate,
spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble,
gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean
floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky,
crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I
die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze,
moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on
rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize,
brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold,
blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze,
flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go
back, and start again.
HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
Show up naked with food.
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