The husband says to his wife, "We really got to get rid of it. It's old and smelly."

She replies "Yeah I know, it takes up a lot of room in the house and it's scaring the kids."

"So its settled we're getting rid of it." the husband asks.

The wife nods her agreement, "I think so."

"O.K. I'll go get the car ready, you go get it."

With this the wife goes to the foot of the stairs and yells, "Grandpa get ready were going for a ride!"