Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing
but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down
Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff.
"Hey, Billy-Bob, ya mind if I ask you what you are
doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your
gunbelt and boots?"
"Well Sheriff, it's a long story."
"I ain't going nowhere", said the Sheriff.
"Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mary
Lou in the saloon. We had ourselves a couple of drinks
and then we started to feelin' kinda frisky and Mary Lou
said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did. Then
we started getting real close and cuddin' and smoochin'
and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up
to the top of the hill.' So we did." He continued,
"We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the
next thing I know, Mary Lou had taken off all her clothes
and she suggested that I do the same. So I did, all except
my gunbelt and boots. then Mary Lou laid down on the ground
and spread her legs apart and said
'Okay,Billy-Bob, go to town'.