Boy: Dad, what's politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all
the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives
most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call
the maid the working class, you are the people, and your
baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?
Boy: I still don't understand dad.
Dad: Think about it for a while son.
That night the boy
wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in
and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell
his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but
she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the
door but no one can here him.
The next day...
Son: Dad I understand politics now.
Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.
Son: The management is screwing the working class while
the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored
and the future is full of SHIT!
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