Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down
the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.
At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward
and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President"
Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these
are genuine Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got this one for
Chelsea and this one for Hillary.. So, now what do you
think?"
The honor guardsman answers: "Nice trade, Sir."
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