Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she
was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked.
He said he was pleased and that she is in great shape
but that she was pregnant! She told the doctor there was
no way, but he said that she most definitely was a month
Well, she stormed out of the office and went to the receptionist
and took the phone and called the White house. When the
operator answered she said that it was Hillary and that
she wanted to talk to Bill right away. Well, they rang
the oval office and Bill answered.
Hillary said, "Do you know what you did you rotten
bastard? You got me pregnant!" The president remained
Again, Hillary screamed, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID,
YOU ROTTEN BASTARD? YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!"
Bill finally answered, "Who is this?"