"Who knew the Jedi Mind Trick could work on 250 million
people all at once?"
"She's my sister?!? Well, back on my home planet
of Arkansas, that ain't an obstacle!"
"Luke, I am your father. Obi-Wan, I'm your father,
too. And that Queen chick? I'm her daddy for sure. And
Leia's. And Lando's, and Boba Fett's, and Jabba the Hutt's,
and Chewie's, and..."
"Wretched hive of scum and villainy? Woo-hoo,
count me in!"
"I did not have sexual relations with that wookie,
Ms. Chewinsky."
"Oh-h-h, you're looking for a little *WOOKIE*...
Well, that's different."
"Cholesterol does not concern me, Admiral. I want
that Big Mac -- not excuses."
"I think the American people would like a little
more bass in my theme music."
"Well, it depends on your definition of 'father',
Luke."
"Sorry about that lightsaber, Sugar. Just consider
it laser dental work."
"Dispose of that troublesome young Jedi, Vince
Skyfoster -- and make it look like a suicide."
"These are not the droids you're looking for,
Ma'am. Say, it's getting hot in here -- you might want
to take off your top."
"I *absolutely* support the use of droids in the
military... Okay, now I don't."
"It's a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
-- and I'm still a lyin' weasel."
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