Former President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly
Gates. "Who
goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
"It's me, Bill Clinton."
"What bad things did you do on earth?"
Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked
marijuana but you shouldn't hold that against me because
I didn't inhale. I guess I had extra-marital sex, but
you couldn't hold that against me because I didn't really
have 'sexual relations.' And I lied, but I didn't commit
perjury."
After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK,
here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is
very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there
for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it
'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering,
just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."
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