One day George Bush was out jogging and accidentally
fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys,
playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second
thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet
president out of the river.
After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President
of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You
name it, I'll give it to you."
The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to
Disneyland!"
"I'll personally hand it to you," said Mr. Bush.
"I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second
boy said.
"I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said
the grateful Bush.
"And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said
the third boy.
"I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not
handicapped!"
"No -- but I will be when my dad finds out I saved
you from drowning."
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