Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one
says: "I believe in a share and share alike policy.
One where we are all equal."
"Well" replied the other farmer "I'm not
sure about that. What you mean is that if you have two
horses you'd give me one?"
"Of course" says the first.
The second farmer continued: "and of you had two
cars, you'd give me one of them too?"
"absolutely"
"So" says the second farmer, "if you had
two pigs then you'd give me one of them?"
"ah, now hang on a minute" says the first, "you
know I've got two pigs!"
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