There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a
bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy
said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."
So
the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out.
After she said no, he told her that it was probably a
good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?"
He said, "Why yes I am!", so they went to his
place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to
laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny, he answered,"Well,
I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already
screwing someone!"
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