A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps
on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying
scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of
him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he
is doing.
The man says "I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine
cards signed, ‘Guess who?’"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I’m a divorce lawyer."
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