Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
A: Stinkerbell

Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!

Q: Why is six scared of seven?
A: Because 7-8-9!

Q: What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous WRECK!

Q: Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants?
A: In case he got a whole in one!

Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: What did the little light bulb say to it's Mum?
A: I wuv you watts and watts.

Q: What tools do you need in math class?
A: Multi-Pliers

Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder

Q: Where did the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies