A professor was grading the essay finals he had just given
his class and opened the exam book of a failing student
to reveal blank pages and a $100 bill. The only thing
written in the book was "$100 = 100% - I get an
A."
A month later, the student approached the professor. "I
don't understand," he said. "I failed the course.
Didn't you read my final?" The professor handed the
student the exam book.
The student opened it to reveal $50 and the phrase "$50
= 50% - You fail!"
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