Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories
during class, a group of female students decided that the
next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and
leave the room in protest.
The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before
class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway
through the lecture, he began."They say there is quite
a shortage of prostitutes in France."
The girls looked at one another, arose and started for
the door.
"Young ladies," said the professor with a broad
smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow
afternoon."
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