A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist.
The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism
goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress.
After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know
what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any
abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins
to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing
now?" he asks.
"Yes," the woman says, "you're checking
for any lumps of breast cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins
to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do
you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."
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