I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after
my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out
and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations
sir, you're the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint
Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman
to his wife's room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting
room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets.
Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like
that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and
started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving,
he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air."
The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
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